Shroom dick

When you can't get an erection while tripping on shrooms. Some men are unaffected, but it is usually very disappointing for those that are.

Emily and I did an eighth together and were gonna bang, but unfortunately I got shroom dick and we couldn't do anything.

by Shadesbane43 May 18, 2014

Leather dick

The part of a soft leather belt that hangs down in front of a man's pant zipper; usually 3-6 inches of excess belt due to either the man's laziness or cheapness to buy a correct-fitting belt.

Jim came out of the bathroom and forgot to tuck his belt into the belt loop, which resulted in an impressive six inch leather dick.

by Twogeniuses September 25, 2011

Electro-Dick

To statically charge one's pubes and proceed to shock another person with their penis.

I electro-dicked Carl after a few too many beers.

by Carl Anus March 30, 2015

dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

by yuri December 5, 2004

rhino dick

An uncircumcised Penis that's so big it look like a rhino

My man got a rhino dick
Ew it's a rhino dick

by Therachetassqueen November 3, 2015

kissy dick

The act of a female preforming terrible oral sex by solely kissing around the tip of the male's penis.

Just when I thought she was going in for the blow job she started giving me kissy dick.

by Gentleman Drunk July 8, 2011

dick cannon

1. When a male orgasms so intensely that his testicles are blasted out of his body via the urethra alongside the ejaculate, much like a massive cannon being fired.

Matt's dick cannon last night left him tired and possibly infertile.

by Bored ALTs July 28, 2014