porphyric pedophilia

a person who has to be a pedophile to circulate there blood

my friend ben has porphyric pedophilia

by wisemanofthenorthwest January 21, 2012

ghost pedestrian

A pedestrian who seems to appear out of nowhere while one is driving. This pedestrian may not have been seen due to the driver texting, singing, or reading a book while driving.

Peter: *reading Harry Potter while driving down the street*

Pedestrian: AAAAAHHHH!

Peter: *swerves out of the way* Holy crap! Those ghost pedestrians are such hazards!

by emmef January 25, 2012

Influence Peddler

A line used to describe a US citizen who stands for a belief and states it publicly.

A silly generalized illogical phase made up in the 2012 GOP primary by Mitt Romney to describe someone he can't accurately say is a lobbyist.

Mitt: Your are a lobbyist
Guy: No I'm not. What the hell are you talking about??
Mitt: Well..um.. your and influence peddler then. You bad man.
Guy: You're a dork.

by digitalPimple February 16, 2012

Mac Peddler

A seller of Apple devices, of all products Apple.
In the theme of a peddler of goods.

The layman's term for a 'Mac Purveyor'

"My mate Jamie, the General XL, is a complete Mac Peddler"

"Your no Mac Purveyor, your just a Mac Peddler"

by TheGentlemensAppleSeller November 26, 2013

drum pedal

A pedal beneath a drum

Ringo star used a drum pedal when playing with the beetles

by hot chock pig December 13, 2013

Cancun Pedicure

The act of shitting on someone's feet and then mashing between their toes

The bitch wanted her toes done, so I gave her a cancun pedicure

by Donkey.Dick May 16, 2014

Extra Pedestrial

When aliens are a normal thing on earth they'll be called "extra pedestrials"

That is one neat Extra Pedestrial

by marshallongueil June 18, 2015