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Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
by bitchuck September 30, 2023
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Mike Oldfield

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Michael Gordon Oldfield (born 15 May 1953 in Reading, Berkshire) is an English multi-instrumentalist musician and composer, working a style that blends progressive rock, folk, ethnic or world music, classical music, electronic music, New Age and more recently dance. His music is often elaborate and complex in nature. He is best known for his hit 1973 album Tubular Bells which broke new ground as an instrumental concept album and launched Virgin Records.

Tubular Bells became Oldfield’s most famous work. The instrumental composition was recorded in 1972 and launched on 25 May 1971. The album was ground-breaking, as Oldfield played more than twenty different instruments, often recording them one at a time, and layering the recordings to create the finished work. Many of his albums feature this technique. Tubular Bells received attention mainly by appearing in the soundtrack of the movie, “The Exorcist.”
Self-deluded teen: What the hell are you playing? Is that even music?

Teen with good taste in music: That's Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells. Before you even start an argument concerning music, please think of the crap that you listen to, which isn't even music. Shut up, or do something productive, like getting hit by a bus, okay?

Self-deluded teen: -Bursts into tears-
by Masnoon June 27, 2007
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goldie oldie

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Short for golden oldies. It is something that is old, but really good still. Classic, if you will.
Andrea: Have you heard the song, "Boogie Shoes?"
Sarah: No.
Andrea: Are you serious? It's a goldie oldie!
by RibosomesMaster March 13, 2011
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olde english

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the perfect drink for unemployed canadians like me. 8% alcohol(CAN) 7.5(USA). after this, beers taste like spring water
i busted that olde english bottle over that fat chicks neck!
by brodizzle January 6, 2004
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oldsmobile

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My 2000 Oldsmobile Alero kicks your 2003 Ford Mustangs ass when racing.
by BurritoSupreme August 23, 2008
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teen-oldie

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a person who is between 21 and 35 who still acts like a teenager
i wish phil would grow up,he's such a teen-oldie
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A prison full of racist and pregnant people. And everything sucks ass. Where teachers Fuck students and principals promote drunk driving. In general a shithole of a place. Where kids believe they are juul gods.
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