Tell a Nut

Wait, nutella.

Tell a nut to go fuck itself.

by funnyman21224 June 27, 2011

nut bin

A crevasse or hole generally used for the storage or safe keeping of semen for future withdraw.

I had some extra jizz sitting around so I stashed it in her nut bin.

by puffsmckifin November 4, 2008

Nut Blend

When two or more people cum inside you mixing their cum together to create a custom nut blend

James and I were left limping after being completely nut blended

by Regurgitate January 23, 2022

nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

Thrust a nut

To grunt and strain so hard pre-orgasm that the semen comes out bloody and painfully. See also, Blorgasm/ bloody orgasm

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OUUUUUUUUUUU. oh god, Im gonna thrust a nut"

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

Ghost Nut

When you're masturbating to pasta and you have an orgasm but no cum comes out of your spaghetti noodle

*Sitting in science class*
America: I can't nut dude, only ghost nut!
Italy: Damn, let's build a bottle rocket!

by Big America Little Italy September 21, 2017

Gruzundle Nut

A collection of pubic hair, pussy juice and panty fibres building up in the cunt over time and eventually is ejected in a solid nut-like form.

My granny hasn't washed in years and thus had a bad case of gruzundle nuts in her pussy.

by Pusscunt Muffdive July 19, 2009