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Cool story bro 

"Cool story, bro" is an expression used to actualize the insignificance of stories or statements that are falsely believed to be very significant by the individual that is sharing them. Usually a condescending response to a self-indulgent based monologue, this phrase is often used when the speaker's story is, in acutuality, not very cool at all. If used to positive effectiveness, the person(s) applying this expression may sufficiently help the speaker to realize how insignificant their story and/or statement truly is.
Scenario: Seth brings his surfboard to the beach on a day when the ocean is evidently very flat.

Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."

Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."

Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."
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A term used for Italian americans who try to act like that guy from "Growing up Gotti". Often, these "yo bros" can be recognized by their spiked hair, orange skin, and nextels.
Yo Bro: "Yo bro hit me up on my nextel so we can watch the Sopranos later"

yo bro by Kinz-a-dizzle August 27, 2006
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its just a prank bro 

When you do something utterly disgusting and u want to defend ur self
also a shitty excuse for being gay or having a big laptop.
He had a box with the words "hello my friend" on it. It was a prank because he had no freinds.

Also see "sam pepper" and "faggot" "its just a prank bro"
its just a prank bro by Alixander August 11, 2016

don't tase me bro 

an expression meaning "Don't take offense!" derived from the popular youtube video of the don't tase me bro guy.
"You slept with my girlfriend?!?!"
"I'm sorry! Don't tase me bro!"
On a road sign:
M'bro - 17 miles
M'bro by TonyS August 31, 2006

don't tase me bro 

something you say when you get tased by the police, especially if you don't deserve to get tased
Don't tase me bro, let me speak.
don't tase me bro by BDavidM October 5, 2007

faux bro 

A term developed by Callie Rice to describe non-dank bros who dress up as bros and bro hoes to take a picture, or laugh. These people do not really DGAF (Don't give a Fuck), but enjoy mocking the people in their community that are ignorant enough to.
"Last night my best friend and I wrote DGAF on our knuckles, put on SRH shirts, lots of eyeliner and bronzer to faux bro for our picture"
faux bro by CallieRiz January 10, 2008