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Turtle Balls

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.
I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike
by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 1, 2019
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Poop Balls

Dude did you hear chad has poop balls
by Dippydog25 August 8, 2019
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Milking Balls

milking balls is just cock and ball torture, but more pleasant
(a text that i was sent earlier by one of my friends):
when you milking balls
it be like
🐄😫💦🍼🤰
by milkthemballsrn September 4, 2019
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Fat balls

When a man has big hairy testicles and they are all crusty and smelly
by Wrinkly willy October 18, 2019
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shizzle balls

by xxxxxlarryboyxxxxx November 5, 2019
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The Balls

1. Considered noteworthy in ability, quality, comprehensiveness, scale, force, or aesthetics.
2. To the nth or top degree
1. Justin looks the balls with his new hairstyle and designer suit.
1. Darius’s bench press ability is the balls
2. It’s as cold as the balls. Alt: It’s as cold as balls out here
by J.J.T. December 10, 2019
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Blue balls

I experienced a case of blue balls when I was 14. At the time I thought I was so horny that my testes were telling me "Come on man, grab her and lay it down on her HARD!" However, it was easy to make me horny, and I wasn't all that outgoing, so I ended up feeling the hate of my unaccounted horniness.

This first happened when I was with my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) in school. I was turned on easily by her, even though she never did anything sexual, except for a few jokes here and there. However, a simple touch of the hand, or a poke to the side, made my soldier stand in full salute. And since I hadn't figured out what the difference between cum and precum were yet, I sat there in my chair during class, testes hurting like hell, and just waited for it to feel better. Which I came into a urinal later thankfully.
Timothy had blue balls after his girlfriend didn't finish.
by Fallen Emperor December 19, 2019
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