Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
Get the Wet Splatsmug. by Sugarspiceanseverythingnice May 10, 2022
Get the wet his assmug. A wet winky is when your asshole otherwise known as your 😜 winky is leaking fluids or is wet for lubrication or other reasons.
Dude 1: bro this chick was eating my ass and then she lubed it up to peg me.
Dude 2: bro you must have had such a wet winky
Dude 2: bro you must have had such a wet winky
by Noodle rat August 21, 2022
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by sphixster December 14, 2023
Get the Wet collar crimemug. When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
by Checkoff April 17, 2024
Get the The Wet Jakemug. When a person sticks their finger in their nose and then puts it in someone’s ear and wiggle it around.
by Hot nippies January 16, 2024
Get the Wet Boogymug. by wtaeriswet January 2, 2018
Get the Wetmug.