An everyday use:
The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"
The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."
The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"
The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."
by Shob October 8, 2005
Get the crack a ray j on your peep mug.A egotisctical bastard who thinks of nothing but getting some action, having a girlfriend at all times, and getting laid. Unaware of his idiocracy he will do ANYTHING to get into your mind, your heart, and your pants. Thinking he has uber stealth skills, he attempts to date and ask out several girls (whom are friends) at a time, unaware that these girls often talk to each other, leaving out no details of his corny-horny texts and love rants. Having all of this happen in the span of one week, he becomes hated rapidly, and talked about behind his back.
Still unaware of the anger projected towards him he continues his foolish plot. Fortunately, he, as will probably happen the rest of his life, will not succeed.
total loser
Still unaware of the anger projected towards him he continues his foolish plot. Fortunately, he, as will probably happen the rest of his life, will not succeed.
total loser
by shit? April 23, 2009
Get the T.J. mug."snakes on a plane is such a dumbass name"
"shut your mouth son, sammy j refused to endorse a film called "flight 121" until the director changed the title to "snakes on a plane", which was an immense success.
did you also know it was sammy j to add the oscar grabbin "snakes on a plane" expletives?"
"no, i didn't"
"yeah, he changed it to - i have had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!, instead of the original"
"pretty sweet"
"yeah...that sammmy j"
"shut your mouth son, sammy j refused to endorse a film called "flight 121" until the director changed the title to "snakes on a plane", which was an immense success.
did you also know it was sammy j to add the oscar grabbin "snakes on a plane" expletives?"
"no, i didn't"
"yeah, he changed it to - i have had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!, instead of the original"
"pretty sweet"
"yeah...that sammmy j"
by psychotic_eagle September 17, 2008
Get the sammy J mug.by NickieHansen February 4, 2010
Get the Bro J Simpson mug.Ray j penis is a phrase used to describe things that are slightly bent or out of shape. Ray j in the porn movie with Kim k has a very bent shlong. So if you see something bent you could say:
"Oh that pole look like ray j penis"
"Damn nigga ya dick look like Ray Jay"
"Ya car is all bent like ray j penis"
"Damn nigga ya dick look like Ray Jay"
"Ya car is all bent like ray j penis"
by Gip The Whipper April 4, 2016
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Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.
Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.
(the Absolute Theorem of J/K in practice)
Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?
Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.
Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?
Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.
by reinix March 20, 2009
Get the Absolute Theorem of J/K mug.V.J.'s are the most incredible guys in the universe, end of story. They are smart, funny, and truly amazing. A V.J. isn't concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. They have a tendency to have a loving and beautiful heart and spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. V.J.'s have a gift of always knowing the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. V.J's use this special technique that has a way of making your honey melt like no one else ever will .V.J's have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most sexiest and seductive voice. V.J.'s love adventure, fast motorcycles and women built for speed not comfort, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding. A typical V.J. will have the finest ass coupled with amazing thumbs. V.J's understand and are very patient with Annabelle's stubborn and unpredictable temperament. They're someone Annabelle's wouldn't mind spending the rest of her entire life with but Annabelle's are just too blind and dense to realize it.
by anna d. February 16, 2015
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