the monday yankees

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably

1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023

Yankee land

Yankee land is a derogatory term to describe America. Most commonly used in United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, but can be heard all throughout Europe as well. The French keep it plan and simple calling them stupid Americans.

Non American: What is there to do in yankee land

American: nothing but shoot guns, fuck cousins, and work insane hours

Non American: wow that’s tough mate I wouldn’t wanna go to yankee land

by The trvth August 14, 2021

playing the yankees

Masturbating for a male.

I walked in and there he was in front of the computer playing the yankees.

by iggyfenton July 26, 2017

Yankee Suspicious

When northerners automatically assume that southern hospitality and politeness carries underlying malicious intent.

Northerner: And then she said, "y'all are such a blessing." What a creep, she must be trying to butter me up.

Southerner: That's just how people are in the south. Don't be so yankee suspicious!

by Average Veteran August 29, 2017

Ok Yankee

A phrase that you can say to a yankee when they say something you don't agree with or something completely stupid.

Yankee: "The South is just made up of a bunch of Trump supporters and yee yees."

Me: "Ok Yankee."

by DeepFriedEggs July 2, 2020

Yankee Chainsaw

When you pack your ass full of toilet paper then rip the wad out as an alternative to conventional wiping.

I was too lazy to reach and wipe so I loaded up a yankee chainsaw. Came out clean as a whistle!

by Crab-Rangoon May 17, 2019

Yankee Florida

The area of Florida south of Gainesville and not Key West or the Everglades.

Them yankees took over most of Florida and made it Yankee Florida with their unsweet tea and they want to open up one of them Tim Hortons.

by xowe March 30, 2019