Don't Shit With Me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative

A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me

by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009

Whales and Witches

Fat and ugly people

Person #1- Any hot girls at the club?

Person #2- Nope...Just a bunch of Whales and Witches

by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011

getting wavy with the bros

Getting drunk, and or consuming large amounts of alcohol with friends.

D: Hey were is Tyrone?
A: Oh he getting wavy with the bros.
D: He better not drive home then.

by Montenegro4Life September 10, 2012

Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.

Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.

by theinstigator June 3, 2016

the beast with two backs

When a man and a woman are having sex face-to-face they become the Beast with two backs

Come back to my place baby and we can make the Beast with two backs

by ben-wa November 12, 2016

the host with the most

This refers to a man who is not only the host of something but also the best host.

Timmy is the host with the most

The host is not the host with the most

by The gamer with the lamer June 20, 2019

A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.

The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021