Bustin a wifey 

Phrase : when someone becomes comfortable in their surroundings and puts on a couple pounds.

Rob : Hey man, has your wife gained some weight since you guys got married?

George : Yeah, she's bustin a wifey!

Bustin a wifey by Warden81 December 26, 2010

wiffle

a faster, cuter way of saying WTF

Your face is on crack.
wiffle?

wiffle by wordcreatingbeast007 December 22, 2010

Wiffleball bat 

A slang term for a penis. This was invented by many rappers/hip-hop artists throughout music history. It is usually used in the context "beat her with a wiffleball bat." or other variants such as "brought my wiffleball bat."

Girlfreind "Hey, wanna come over?"

Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."

Or this:

Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "

Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"

Wiffleball bat by Gangsta254 December 3, 2009

Wifey

Terminology used by low-life to describe their pistol. When one gang member asks another "where's wifey", you know it's time to leave because they are referring to the location of their gun and not their wife or ho or both.

Hey Hank, where's wifey? It's time to do that Spencer dude from the show the Hills, he's such a Nancy. While we're at it, let's give him a wedgie and a haircut!

Wifey by mikeverdill July 15, 2009

wifi wifey 

A role filled in by a female in a man's life that is his girlfriend over social media and over the Internet. It is not as serious as a real relationship but it may as well be.

"Yo, you know that girl trish, yeah, she's my wifi wifey"

wifi wifey by TherealFrostbite October 9, 2016

wifty 

extremely cool or, in a gaming context, extremely powerful and cool

Wow! That new magical weapon is wifty.
Or
He's been playing forever, he's seriously wifty.

wifty by JosiBird October 30, 2006

wiff

Good shit!!
a cross between biffy clyro and weed.
gets you high as fuck.

gonna have some of this wiff innit!

you sellin any wiff!?

wiff by jesus jameson June 18, 2008