when i was a young boy

my father…

person a: when i was a young boy
person b: …
person c: MY FATHER

by nibble123 May 31, 2023

when things got hairy

A phrase to signify when you started puberty

Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"

Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."

by von groovy June 07, 2019

when imposter isn't sus

when the imposter isn't sus...................oh well

man1: HEY DUDE when imposter isn't sus
man2: ._.
man1: ._.
man2: delete my number you have wasted so much of my time

by Fricken Yeet April 24, 2021

when bio gets lit

when your biology teacher decides it's a good time to dab during class

Hey Mrs. Steblein was all "when bio gets lit" today in class.

by mhsisgr8 October 21, 2016

when did i ask

A person that has no friends and is trying to do a good comeback. *Tom Horne* cough cough

Me: when do we have maths
Tom Horne: When did I ask
Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?

by Merco-_- April 23, 2020

When Did I Ask

This is the classic comeback used by people too retarded to think of a smart insult
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).

If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.

Guy 1: "I was at the park and my friend showed up. We had a great time."
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*

by snerfl February 01, 2021

when in doubt won't

Stubbornly resolute rendition of when in doubt don't. Advice you wish you had listened to a couple weeks after

If only when in doubt won't was considered moral morrows wouldn't have withered.

by Hercolena Oliver April 17, 2009