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by insh January 1, 2012
Get the whoophew mug.A lovely little town on the River Thames, in between Kingston and Chertsey. Frequented by patrons of a comedy club in the Royal Borough of Greenwich, at the recommendation of comedian John Robins as he introduces the last acts of the night during the Sunday Special. It is common practice to make copious amounts of "whooping", as one might expect, upon arrival in the area of Whoopton. Those who can only master clapping and cheering are not granted passage to this charming riverside town in Surrey.
"So, team, we've master the clapping, we've got the cheering down. I think now it's time for us to take a trip to a lovely little place I call... 'Whoopton-upon-Thames'" - John Robins
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My eyes rolled back in my head having Whoopi Cushion Sex last night.
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!
Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.
Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!
Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.
Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!
Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.
Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!
Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.
Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
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