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by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

if phones were airliners

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000

if phones were airliners

by why are russian girls so cute July 27, 2025

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

if i were gay

if you say this, you are, in fact, gay

ella- if i were gay, i would totally date her, she’s so hot and i love her personality, she’s just so awesome
me- ella, you’re gay

by helloworld:)) October 1, 2023

yea were besties 🥺

Term used by annoying fucking cunts, to tell the world how short their memory is.

Izzy: "👨 🦯"

Me: WHAT THE FUCK

Izzy: "???"

Me: YOU LOVE EMMY

Izzy: "yea were besties 🥺"

Me: OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING CUNT. YOU REPLIED TO ME SAYING I LIKED RADIOHEAD WITH 👨 🦯 AND YOUR FUCKING BEST FRIEND LOVES RADIOHEAD!!!!!

Izzy: "Oh lol sorry😅"

by jules019 January 3, 2021

《¤》《¤》Like《¤》We《¤》Knew《¤》What《¤》We《¤》Were《¤》Doing《¤》liUke《¤》wE《¤》knUew《¤》whUat《¤》wUe《¤》weUre《¤》doIng《¤》《¤》likE《¤》wE《¤》kneW《¤》whaT《¤》wE《¤》werE《¤》doinG《¤》

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK?

In argument with JARED TO (THE FAGGOT OR FAG) throughout history is the problem.

THE CONCENSUS well , how TOXIC CAN WE GET JARED and not be against that as to truly serve up the TRUTH IN THE WORLD.

Some psycho JEW HATER of this movie , " EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK ?, the movie represented by WOODY ALLEN

EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? presented by a REUBEN SEXOLOGIST fails as both HOMOSEXUALS and not HETEROSEXUALS are the GRAVITY of the problem and how TOXIC it has to get to inform the concensus they are the OVERWHELMING CONCENUS OF PEDOPHILES.

So DR DAVID REUBEN as pay attention another REUBEN SANDWICH at hand is that how does a HOMOSEXUAL get that COCK or PENIS into that ASSHOLE has he has to force it up there as the ASSHOLE does not lubricate like the VAGINA and it hurts plus the FAGGOT wears out and not only that it is SEX AGAINST NATURE as clearly where in EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? shows clearly that these FAGGOTS and their DICKS call themselves GAY and all I met are far from happy so it is shown the hostility off THE INTERNET where ASSAULT AND BATTERY as well as MURDER takes place on the natural vulnerable human body.

This ASSHOLE DEXTER who seemed at first to be problematic anyway with that ADDICTIVE CRUSTAL METH gave CRYSTAL GEYSER WATER to show that the LAST CRY GREY SHITEATER will be the bigotry of showing THIS FAG GUY the book EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX , BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? by having WOOD CLEANER in the shower next to the AXE BODY SOAP presented a real TOXICITY TO IMMEDIATELY CAUSE INSTANT BLINDNESS if applied to SCALP or anywhere else since it contained METHANOL but JEWISH ANAL ALAN elected the SWAGGER BODY RINSE for far more conceited reasons

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 27, 2022