Before you were born

What parents say to get a rise out of you

Ahh, Before you were born the good ol days

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023

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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 June 1, 2018

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all eyes were on you

meaning everyone is looking at you

girl 1 :gurl yesterday all eyes were on you
girl 2 : yeah I know

by Milk Tea lover December 8, 2021

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tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

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You were never anything

Nope. You didn't win anything. You didn't DO anything. You are interpreting my behavior as though you're some kind of genius whisperer but you're just an idiot who is desperate to stay proximal to power.

Hym "You were never anything to begin with. I don't know what you thought this was but there is no version of this that results in you keeping anything you got from being associated with me."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

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were buddies

Come on luka we know your heartbroken that you and marinette broke up. But you already know she hates being called "just a friend" by mr blonde boy but now your saying "were buddies: what the- luka

Luka: yeah were buddies
Marinette: yeah :/

by not_your_narrator fan August 15, 2021

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