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Unicorn

Unicorns are a beautiful magical real creature. If you see a unicorn you will get 5 wishes
Sarah: I love unicorns
Parker: Unicorns are gay

Sarah: No there not you are

Parker: Why do you love unicorns so much

Sarah: I love unicorns because if you see a unicorn you can get 5 wishes and a ride

Parker:Cool I want to see a unicorn
Sarah: you can't unless you believe in them

Parker: I believe in unicorns

Sarah: Yay no more fighting
by Unicorn_Queen123 June 5, 2018
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Unicorn

A fabulous horse with a horn on its head that farts out rainbows all though very simular to a Pegasus in many aspects the unicorn can't fly.
Use full unicorn facts:
·A group a unicorns is called a blessing
·Drinking their blood will make you immortal
·There horn is magical
·They are the national animal of Scotland
·They are know extinct because Noah excluded them from the ark (this one is just legend)
Person: hey what's the coolest animal.

There's one really fabulous one :Person 2
Person: which one is that?

The unicorn of course :Person 2
by the unicorn of banterbry March 29, 2015
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Unicorn

To unicorn is when you stick an erect penis into cocaine and do a line off of the cock.
“Man at the party last night Becky and I did a unicorn off of Jeff”
by Richard Young September 15, 2018
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Unicorn

A unicorn is a majestic creature with a long pointed horn attached to its head, unicorns live in the clouds so nobody ever gets the chance to see one. Unicorns are most commonly loving, friendly, and sweet creatures but some unicorns are not as nice, the unicorns that are not as nice are black and drink black tea and they eat raisins and beet smoothies. Nice unicorns eat everything sweet and sugary, not to mention very colorful. The meaner variety of unicorns contain dark magic in their horns, kind loving unicorns contrain kind and loving magic in their horns and they only use it for good. Mean unicorns do have the potential to be nice, all they would have to do is eat a magical bean that grows over the Bermuda Triangle, the bean is like a glittery rainbow therefore it would transform the mean unicorn into a nice unicorn. Nice unicorns also have the potential to be mean, they would only have to go on strike of doing good things and everyday that goes by where they are not nice, their horn gets a little darker colors become less vibrant and one day they will become a true mean unicorn. (My baby cousin calls unicorns hornicorns and it's so cute!!)
Girl: have you ever seen a unicorn way up in the sky?
Teacher: no, of course not the don't exist!
Girl 2: what!?!?? Of course they exist, how dare you say that!!
by ZIVY THE HORNICORN!! October 7, 2018
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Unicorn Planet

A world of almost unimaginable gentleness, inner strength and rainbow-illuminated beauty that exists within more evolved humans.
Welcome to my wondrous world known as the Unicorn Planet, where kindness rules and there is no need for borders or politics.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Brown Unicorn

Term coined on "The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz"
Brown Unicorn sounds like something you would find on Urban Dictionary.
by TheTruth1379 August 4, 2016
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Unicorn Pants

When a male has an erection that resembles having a unicorn horn in his pants.
Example 1: "Hey Don, check out unicorn pants over there leaving that strip club."

Example 2: "Michelle's mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. She asked for help bringing in the groceries and I had a major case of unicorn pants."
by -Kley- December 30, 2007
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