titty plums

another word for nipples

man 1 :"damn, that girl got titty plums the size of pepperoni!"
man 2 :"what you complaining about, yo wife got titty plums the size of salami!"

by germ111222333 November 16, 2007

Titty Meat

The area of the breast exposed when a woman wears a bra that is too small. Titty Meat is usually found in excess hanging over a bra in a less than attractive manner.

Titty Meat can also be found in men as well, including John Goodman, Rick Ross, and Warren Sapp.

A perfect compliment to Titty Meat is the Safeway brand BBQ sauce “Sweet Baby Ray’s”.

Titty Meat is the most tender part of the titty; much like chicken tenders, but tastier.

Rich: Hey Stu, you see the titty meat on that chicken head over there?
Stu: I wanna slather some Sweet Baby Ray's on top of them puppies and have a BBQ doe

Lil Wayne: Thats the last time I go to one of Rick Ross's pool parties
T-Pain: Why do you say that?
Lil Wayne: He got wasted and put me in a head lock and his titty meat got in my eye

by Stuart Pennington & Rich Gage March 8, 2011

jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.

Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir

by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b November 9, 2007

tough titty

meaning "tough shit", a sarcastic kind of mean way of saying thats too bad, or get over it

friend: "my bf cheated on me"

you: "didnt you cheat on him last year"

friend: "yeah but..." (you cut her off)

you: "tough titty bitch"

by toxic.sweetheart February 20, 2011

titty-ooze

The result of a leaky lactating breast; trickle from a milk-engorged nipple. (Can reach high P.S.I. if induced by squeezing.)

The titty-ooze caused the front of her elegant gown to glisten in the reflected light from the mirrored-ball at the nightclub.

by shUDDER to think July 22, 2003

Titty High Five

is when two topless females jump in the air while facing each other and hit chests together while in air. The same action as a high five only with tits. This action is done usually at a party or when naked chicks get excited and want to impress the guys.

Dude 1: "Did you see that titty high five by them two chicks?"
Dude 2: " Ya that was awesome"

by Captain Dink February 27, 2010

Tittydicking

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).

Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..

by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010