fuck trumpet 

A whiny little bitch.

Donald Trump is a toupeed fuck trumpet.

fuck trumpet by Blasphemos July 2, 2016

kentucky trumpet 

An advanced sexual practice where the male adopts a scissor position with the female and farts into her vagina

For further advanced techniques see - nasty oyster cincinnati ram-rod

David: "Things went a bit crazy with stacy last night. I filled her up with a Kentucky Trumpet!"

Matt: "Your the Boss!"

kentucky trumpet by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011

porcelain trumpet

the low pitch echoing sound which is heard when one expels gas while sitting firmly on the toilet. Most commonly found when the air between blast of fecal matter is released while having diarrhea.

I walked into that bathroom and the dude in the last stall was playing the porcelain trumpet like a pro.

porcelain trumpet by 010101010101010101010101 May 19, 2011

Bum trumpet 

A fart - but more specifically a particularly loud, long and smelly fart.

Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!

Bum trumpet by Lazyfatbitch December 30, 2016

butt trumpet 

A trombone played by someone who is no longer in a high school marching band.

John loves to play his butt trumpet for his dinner guest.

butt trumpet by mama December 10, 2003

butt trumpet 

A follower who farts back the idiotic words of Donald Trump

Republican butt Trumpets beat up protesters outside the White House saying it was ok to do so because the protesters were Mexican

butt trumpet by DragonsDream November 23, 2016

glass trumpet 

When one person validates another's virgin anus with some foreign object, such as a glass bottle, baseball bat or a set of num-chucks. Due to the fragility of the virgin ass, glass is used to repesent it's delicate nature.

Chuck Norris gives the world a glass trumpet on a daily basis.

glass trumpet by The Koala Catcher January 5, 2009