Troy Shaffer

Pretty small penis

Yeehaw I banged ur mom and I’m troy Shaffer

by cool nacho May 31, 2020

Troy and brittnie

“Is that Troy and Brittnie?!? Omg they’re so cute together they are just meant to be”. Troy is a tall handsome man married to a stunning women Britt. They have two children just as beautiful as them and live happily ever after!

Troy and brittnie are the cutest couple I’ve ever seen

by Jaytshay November 12, 2020

Troy, Michigan

A somewhat small city in Michigan, somewhat close to Detroit and Pontiac. It's nothing special, but nothing too bad overall. It is a very safe place where nothing too bad ever really happens.

I live in Troy, Michigan, peak suburban America.

by bigdickjimmy74 November 23, 2020

Troy Tingz

Odd/miscellaneous/unexplainable tasks of no importance undergone when passing time.

Q: Why the fuck is there a Bunsen burner and a can of tinned spaghetti set up in the prep store
A: Troy Tingz man

by Troy Tingz March 5, 2021

Troy Myers

He just a goat at everything he do he gots hella hoes and money and everyone loves him if you ever meet him don’t get on his bad side he’ll beat your ass but besides he still a cool ass nigga

Damn did you see Troy Myers? Ain’t he so cool

by Loaded_official June 26, 2021

Troy & Braxton

literally the coolest motherfuckers to exist, they’re nice to anyone and will be friends with anyone but once you screw them over in anyway they’ll both jump on you and beat the shit out of you until you seize up

“ yo do you see Troy & Braxton over there?”

“ yeah they’re losers but they’re cool”

by niggaanalisgood August 22, 2021

troy…

An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair

Wow he sure can be a Troy…

by Daddy332 November 15, 2021