The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone

You cover yourself in shit and done a line of ketamine off of someone’s dirty scrotum

Bred and mark engaged in The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone

by Jenmim24 November 17, 2025

Stinky Trombone

One of the worst smells and weirdest sounds that exerts a Geordie man's hairy stinkhole after living off Zapatistas and pints for the whole weekend. The sound plays for not just a song, but a whole albums worth of disgrace, usually resulting in his girlfriend passing out, then waking up with no recollection of the weekend

Tom's stinky trombone is the real reason Sherilyn broke up with him.

by MAISYcat30now July 7, 2022

flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.

You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.

by Mootillda November 13, 2021

Tromboner

When a musical gay guy that plays a trombone has a crush on Sam Smith and they get a boner

Adam did you see Sam Smith at the Grammy Awards. Yeah man I got a real tromboner.

by Ohhh yaaaaa shrecky-pie ;P February 5, 2019

Trombone

Look at Trombone Shorty, isn't he the coolest person ever? Well that is all trombonists. The instrument is so heavenly but at the same time so intense. It is great in jazz, marching bands, concert bands etc. I know you trumpet players are so jealous that we have a slide and you have those cute pistons.

Look at that Trombone player. He is so lit.

by TromboneFatty November 6, 2017

Tromboner

When a trombonist gets an erection. You generally notice this when a female trombonist walks by

or helps him with his trombone. These tromboners can be used as a nickname for someone or as a word for the actual erection. It just makes sense you know?

(Go trombonists)

Girl 1~ Oh my Jesus! That slut walked past again and bent over in his face

Girl 2~ Awe poor guy, now he has a tromboner

by AnonymousGurl7654 May 20, 2018

Backblown Trombone

A rusty trombone, with the addition of the passage of gas or fecal matter from the receiver.

Bro, my stomach was messed up from all those spicy tacos and I accidentally gave her a backblown trombone.

by Shotgun Johnny March 22, 2019