Tread

Something or someone that is very cool.

That party was so tread.

by Riki da big boy November 8, 2011

Teddy Bear Stuffer

A person who like to insert his Penis into a teddy bear hole. Usually a hole in the rear or front on the bear.

Mitch likes to Stuff Teddy Bears on his spare time

by SoapyHose June 19, 2006

treadmill

The definition of being a Graphic Designer. Make the design, show the design, customer changes the design, make the changes, show the changes, customer changes the changes back to the first design, change things back, show first design, customer changes the design to whole new direction, make new design, show new design, customer changes design back to first one... and on and on and on.

Good God that agency has got me running on the damn treadmill. By the time they pick a design I'll have retired.

by Kyle Bellamy December 13, 2006

teddy graham

verb: to draw a masturbating teddy bear and then sneak it into someone's stuff

or

verb: to dress up in a bear costume, ring a doorbell, and then pretend to beat off when people answer the door

When that girl looks away, I'm going to teddy graham her purse.

by TeddyGraham March 9, 2010

Teddy

when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasn’t showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.

That girl is such an alcoholic, she went out for a teddy.

by Thepubfucks January 18, 2019

Transiberian Treadmill

a sexual phenomena involving a very precise process which first involves a girl on all fours... naked of course... on a treadmill that is turned off. You then stand behind the treadmill waiting... naked of course... as the girl proceeds to turn the treadmill on full speed, launching herself into you... BOOM!

Ben's Sister: "Hey my face is starting to hurt from the Phillipino Flapjack. do you think we could try something else?"

Willy Pete: "Yea bend over on that treadmill real quick I'll show you the dirty dady Transiberian Treadmill"

by mDiB November 11, 2010

A Teddy Ruxpin

When someone fucks another person in the ass while reading them a story. A tape jam happens when the condom breaks.

Susie wanted a bedtime story, Johnny wanted sex, so Johnny gave her a teddy ruxpin.

by JStudmeier January 2, 2013