Kirked

When a male ejaculates and it hits him in the neck

I was spanking my monkey and I kirked myself

by Blackniggarapist October 27, 2025

Kirked

getting assassinated for voicing your views or getting assassinated in the same way like Charlie Kirk did on september 10th 2025 (God rest his soul)

"with or without counting gang violence" *bang* "ayo he got Kirked"

"hey did you hear George got stabbed in the throat for voicing his views?"

"no way they Kirked him!"

by Imperator Makkus September 11, 2025

Kirk

Kirk is the last name of anyone who is very sexy and is a male who lives in Thibodaux, Louisiana. This man a must also attend Edward Douglas White Catholic Highschool.

Oh you’re such a Kirk you sexy mf.

by bigdickdaddy05 February 15, 2022

Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap

Mmh you’ve kirked

by unknown SIC December 4, 2023

kirk

to throw (give) neck (head/a blowjob) in reference to the fact that Charlie Kirk was shot in the neck.

yo shordy threw kirk like no other last night, shi had me floating

by Endless Pit November 17, 2025

Charlie Kirked

to give or receive a hickey mid way up the left side of your neck

"Is that a hickey on your neck?" "Yeah i got charlie kirked"

by JeanSilvaLover99 September 13, 2025

Sexy Kirk

When megan kirk smokes a vape into a creepy man called jaydens anus and refills the vape with jaydens seamen and smokes it.

I heard megan did her signature sex style, sexy kirk!

by NIGGAfromCHINA April 20, 2022