Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

by Guido and The Guy April 24, 2023

little weiner

people with little weiners are below average in looks and inches. Typically names starting with the letter L because they are a major L.

Little Weiners are used always single, poor landen.

by BBBlover69 April 23, 2023

weiner cramp

An annoying dickhead

"That dude is a real weiner cramp..."

by rdhvck November 2, 2019

weiner fan

The weiner fan is when a man gets picks up a hooker and when they're alone and ready to go she'll kneel and the man will spin his penis like a fan, smacking her face multiple times in a row.

"Yo my dude i just weiner fanned his slut last night"

by The Moist Sausage February 3, 2018

rocket weiner

An ejaculation with a flaccid penis

Bob: did you just rocket weiner?
Steve: yeah man...
Bob: ....nice

by Which fix July 28, 2015

molly weiner

a molly weiner is a weiner that curls in circles

"my molly weiner curls like a rollercoaster!"

by eliseweiner334 August 16, 2023

Weiner Wop

Using your penis to slap someone in the face especially your significant other. The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick.

If you don’t stop pissing me off I’m going to weiner wop you!

by The man Z April 11, 2020