dumbass tired

When an individual is so exhausted that their cognitive skills are compromised, effectively lowering their IQ

Jules was so fatigued after the long hours of driving that she could not remember whether to put out the recycling, the garbage, or the cat. Swaying with exhaustion she exclaimed, "I put the milk in the closet and the detergent in the fridge just now. I am officially dumbass tired!"

by Jules.Sheehy July 13, 2016

Butt tired

Exhausted to the 10th degree that even your butt is tired.

After fucking for 2-3hrs, Sheila felt butt tired once Matthew nutted.

by Jym U. Right June 2, 2020

Tire Monkey

Slang term for poor Cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the U.S. so they float to Miami on tires.

"Hey did you hear that Umberto was a tire monkey?"
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."

by Racial Tension December 15, 2016

tire gang

more like broken leg gang

tire gang?
more like broken leg gang

by shivical von pickle May 27, 2018

Tired Hungry

When you keep getting hungry from staying up late

Do I really keep getting tired hungry?

by happy love star August 27, 2016

high on tired

when you are so tired you feel high or incoherent to everyone/everything around you

Alex seems so high on tired that he is laughing at the wall.

by argie1963 July 15, 2016

E-tired

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

by Ben Nook October 28, 2007