Thunder Cunt

Coined in Blade: Trinity by Ryne Renolds' character; Hannibal King, the term is often used to describe types of people the word 'cunt' simple doesn't describe well enough.

Thunder Cunt describes a person so cuntish that it is as if the Thunder God himself had thrown a bolt of lightning into an infected vagina, spread the infection to the brain of said person, leaving them a disastrous, miserable, lonely peice of shit.

Thunder Cunt.
"Ed Davison is a Thunder Cunt"

"Ed Davison you're a mother fucking Thunder Cunt fagoot piece of shit"

Yeah man, that guy Ed Davison is the biggest fucking Thunder Cunt in the entire world"
by Victory of the People April 13, 2010
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Thunder-suck

An incredibly fast and enjoyable fellatial experience.
'Hey girl, stop this bitchin'and give me a thunder-suck!'

'My bird gives boss thunder-sucks!'

"The couple's argument was soon eradicated by the precise use of a well-timed thunder-suck."
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blue thunder

The crazy old Texan Vietnam vet we gave an MRI to today asked if we could put in a porn for him to watch during the scan. To which I responded "no sir we need minimal movement from you for optimal results". He said "Don't worry son, I haven't had my blue thunder today yet."
by fjordy December 21, 2005
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thunder chunky

A hot male or female with a sexy body that you want to slam against rapidly.
Yo Padre..you're one fine thunder chunky. Wanna slam?
by chunky mama July 13, 2006
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Thunder throne

When a chick is giving you a blumpkin and after you shove her face in the toilet.
Chick 1: hey so my asshole boyfriend did a thunder throne on me...
Chick 2: oh haha how was it?
Chick 1: shitty..

Guy 1: hey man so my gf was giving me a blumpkin and I pulled a thunder throne on her.
Guy 2: nice bro!!!
*guys high five*
by Laker_boy October 15, 2011
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Thunder Butt

the fat guy at the pound in homeward bound
sassy (the cat): "this way thunder butt"
by Ty54 May 31, 2009
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Thunder of the Mountains

The greatest Sousaphone line on Earth. Appalachian State rings with the sound of the sousaphone section of Appalachian State Marching Band.
Yo! Did you hear those Sousas?

Yeah man, they're like the Thunder of the Mountains!
by ThundaJon September 02, 2008
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