Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.
Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.
by jacob911prey May 7, 2025
Get the Where's my poker?mug. That stupid Texas Hold’em game that doesn’t really play like poker. It’s one that represents dodo’s because they both are stupid looking. Tends to always runner runner some dumb shiiiiii as well that works out the majority.
by Mancho1 March 3, 2024
Get the Prominence Pokermug. Three good friends talking
Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.
Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.
by red riding hood July 24, 2017
Get the duece pokermug. by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023
Get the wizard pokermug. the most niggerous group of fucking niggers, pope aidan lxix and the current shambala rem yang the inverted guide this group of twats to seek the legendary el baconous niggerous ham ham and the michelLANjello's wind spirits.
by MichelLANjello November 2, 2016
Get the Poker Leaguemug. An Arctic Fox. It's named this because it uses it's muzzle as a drill to absolutely demolish anything that dares to move under the frozen hellscape of the arctic. It pokes.
by AzureAzel September 16, 2019
Get the Pokermug. A poker Brian is defined as someone who sucks out and then thinks they are a genius for it. This can be applied to any poker game whenever they think they're good for getting lucky.
by B4032883 February 9, 2023
Get the poker brianmug.