cell phone

back when their primary use was calling, it was like torture to go anywhere because every 5 seconds a random phone would ring. now that people use their cell phones mostly for texting and web browsing, life is better, though it's still slightly annoying to see everyone looking down at their phones.
2004
*ring* *beep beep* *rrriiiinnnng*
random guy: hi
other guy: How's it going
me: crap cant you people turn off your cell phones for once do you realise how annoying they are?!!

2011
*complete silence*
me: aahhhhh finally...
guy looking up from phone: what'd you say?
by Allanator July 05, 2011
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phone butter

The buildup of food, spit, and other nasty substances in the phone mouth-piece of your mouth breathing coworkers.
Jim's phone butter had a chunk of oatmeal in it!
by Mike_V May 24, 2005
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Chargin The Phone

The Act Secretly Masturbating While Telling People You Need to Charge Your Phone,
This Comes from the uses of the 'Wank Band Product'
Girlfriend: "Where Did You Go?!?!?!?!?"
Guy: "Sorry I was Chargin The Phone
by TheBanterLamp August 14, 2016
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Phone Dumb

When a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. Typically characterized by open, slack jaw, glassy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter.
"Ashley! Ashley! I've been talking to you for well over minute and you've gone all phone dumb".
by Baxter Wilde August 22, 2014
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Phone Jab

Hi Dave, how are you? Hi Penny, i'm good thank you, are you okay? PHONE JAB!!

owwwww
by DavePen January 09, 2012
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phone macarena

the act of checking you side and then back pockets in search of your phone usually causing you to accidently perform a portion of the macarena.
john: dude wait where is my phone?! *checks pockets*
Bob: haha you just did the phone macarena
by mynamedontmatter October 19, 2009
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Phone-douche

Person who talks loudly on phone around a captive audience (i.e. In an elevator, a train, dorm room, or other group setting) and says ignorant, obnoxious, or simply TMI kinds of things.
In a dorm, late at night:
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."

You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.
by sprstix409 January 17, 2012
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