Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020

Greeked Up

Adjective: Whenever one is particularly greek in a certain setting.

I walked in, and my homie was just sitting there greeked up!

by Izanamagami June 4, 2023

Greek Blessing

When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.

The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.

by Pre1982Penny January 21, 2010

Greek tip

The act of inadvertantly handing over a pubic hair along with your money when paying for goods.

Little Sophie always dreaded acceping a sweet from her Grandpa, as it was more often than not accompanied by a greek tip (or two).

by Dr Zog December 16, 2008

Greek Warrior

Similar to a cleveland steamer, a sexually deviant act that involves taking a shit on another person's face while they are asleep/unconscious, usually as a cruel act or act of revenge.

Guy 1: Yeah, at the party she was flirting with me all night and telling me she wanted to bang me, but the bitch was just leading me on and fucking with me.

Guy 2 : Wow, what a bitch.

Guy 1: Yeah, but its okay because when she finally passed out, I went Greek Warrior on her.

by MimeTime111000 May 14, 2010

Doing the Greek

A term used to describe Homosexual Sexual Intercourse. (works for both genders).

"Did you see that movie Alexander? They were Doing the Greek the whole freaking movie!"

"Hey...where did John and Jack go?"
"They're upstairs Doing the Greek."
"Oh. They're gay?"
"Yeah...you didn't know that?"
"I do now, oh well, good to know I suppose."

by Andrew Ezekiel Michael French December 31, 2007

greek pizza

the type of pizza you get at a greek pizza place.

Do you eat greek pizza every day?

No.
But you own a pizza place.
Yah, but the pizza isn't greek flavored.

It's still greek pizza

by queenlizawesome November 15, 2016