don't pick up the .50 cal

in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online, it is bad luck to pick up a barett .50 caliber sniper rifle. the gun must be picked up from the dead body of another player for it to be bad luck. statistics show that once the player has the .50 cal in his/her possesion, they will be kiled within the minute

john:dude i found a .50 cal up here time to pone some poon

joe:don't pick up the .50 cal!

(john gets plugged)

don't pick up the .50 cal by cape cOd 4 August 5, 2009

Don't turn out the light 

Movie made in in the late 80s, available for free on most free on demand channels on dish and cable. Plots features 2 cops, one of which is the main character, who is fucking his cop-buddys wife of which there is one scene of a barn-fuck and then the criminals who had escaped from jail kill both the mistress and the cop buddy and hold hostage the family of our hero.

Faced with a dilemma and out of bullets, he resorts to going to the shed where he pulls out his bow and arrow, welds a mask and body armour out of a shovel's head and proceeds to dominate the said criminals in a robin hood style matchup.

bob- Man i watched Don't turn out the light last night
sally- any good?\
bob- nah, it was terrible, unless you want a softcore porno, and even then its not very good.
sally- then why did you watch it?
bob- it was free on my ondemand channel.

Don't turn out the light by agno3 September 14, 2009

Don't Be The Patriots 

Going undefeated only to lose when it counts

Come on, Don't Be The Patriots

Don't Be The Patriots by Max and David December 22, 2009

don't whiz on the electric fence! 

an extremely fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a whiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to urinate on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't whiz on the electric fence!*

don't whiz on the electric fence! by timpacalypse February 21, 2009

Don't sweat the technique 

Just don't fucking sweat it and u'll be good

Zach: dude i fucking sweated the technique!
Alex: wtf, how did u do tht i thouht u were black
Zach: ik dude i though i was to
Alex: w/e just Don't sweat the technique

Don't sweat the technique by ztack April 1, 2010

Don't Hate The Playa/Playette Hate The Game 

Used by pimps and pimpettes to clear up the truth on the pimp/pimpette game/

When Gina the pimpette moved on to other guys she told the old one don't hate the playa,hate the game.

Don't Hate The Playa/Playette Hate The Game by Crasee Babee February 20, 2003

Don't Hate The Player 

Realize that whoever is buggin you is just a player

Don't Hate the Player Hate the Game

Don't Hate The Player by Hal9k April 21, 2006