To masturbate or beat off
Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin
by masterdoyle August 18, 2011
Get the cop a beat mug.1. The act of secretly masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011
Get the Watching Cops mug.When a shallow narcissistic person wants revenge really badly and the local cops won't do anything. They then go cop shopping from district to district until they can file false charges and police reports. Usually practicing their lies from cop to cop as they go district to district around the area they actually live in.
Carol Baskin couldn't get any Tampa judges to do anything about The Tiger King, so she went cop shopping around Florida until she found a judge that would help her sue him.
by CopShoppin March 30, 2023
Get the Cop Shopping mug.The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.
by xzybit March 8, 2006
Get the cop stache mug.Unpredictable grabbing or touching of someone's private areas while acting innocent of action taken.
Mostly used for shock value or foreplay.
A woman who is not your friend will usually find this very offensive and not humorous, however most men would
enjoy receiving this action.
Mostly used for shock value or foreplay.
A woman who is not your friend will usually find this very offensive and not humorous, however most men would
enjoy receiving this action.
While we were watching people dancing my friend said
" Don't dance close to that ass, he will try to cop a feel."
" Don't dance close to that ass, he will try to cop a feel."
by teaser January 2, 2006
Get the cop a feel mug.Quote from TV series Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Will - "G, I'm gonna take Lady Penelope out to the Opera, Cop a few Z's ( Cop Z's ), and show Uncle Phil that im responsible. This weekend, I'm with Ziggy."
When one is sleeping, in text it is shown as "ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ". It Indicates snoring. There for to Cop Z's means to obtain sleep.
When one is sleeping, in text it is shown as "ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ". It Indicates snoring. There for to Cop Z's means to obtain sleep.
by Haseeb Futuristic Patail August 16, 2006
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