People who only show up at church on Christmas and Easter, the only two times a year where church attendance seems 'mandatory'.
by LFJ February 10, 2006
Get the C and Emug. Pronounced "see-lai".
A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:
1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.
A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:
1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.
I freaked out after seeing the C-lai in the SUV next to me and rear-ended the car in front.
That C-lai dinged my car! wtf
That C-lai dinged my car! wtf
by Slammer111 December 30, 2007
Get the C-laimug. (C-squared) To cut off a right angle on a path.
For instance, you may be walking from point A to point B to point C which resembles an L shape. To C^2 that, you walk straight from point A to point C, which makes a diagnol line, or the third side of a right triangle.
Suppose the distance from Point A to Point B is 10 feet.
Suppose the distance from Point B to point C is 8 feet.
Suppose the distance from Point A to Point C is 12 feet.
-this would make a right triangle
-it is shorter to walk 12 feet from POINT A TO POINT C, rather than walking 18 feet, from Point A TO POINT B TO POINT C...
You just C SQUARED THAT SHIT!
For instance, you may be walking from point A to point B to point C which resembles an L shape. To C^2 that, you walk straight from point A to point C, which makes a diagnol line, or the third side of a right triangle.
Suppose the distance from Point A to Point B is 10 feet.
Suppose the distance from Point B to point C is 8 feet.
Suppose the distance from Point A to Point C is 12 feet.
-this would make a right triangle
-it is shorter to walk 12 feet from POINT A TO POINT C, rather than walking 18 feet, from Point A TO POINT B TO POINT C...
You just C SQUARED THAT SHIT!
John needed to walk in the quads, so instead of taking the rectangular path, he cut across the middle and C^2 that shit!
by g-diggity February 24, 2008
Get the C^2mug. by Ifyouseethisurgy May 28, 2017
Get the C-Boymug. A C-Thug is a corporate thug. A nerd who has kissed enough ass or happened to have parents or relatives that decided to start their own company. Either way they are untouchable, and cannot be fired for the mean/out of line shit they say. They spend most of their days at work talking down to people and acting like they'd fuck someone up, if it came to it, which it never does. Most of their abuse is in the form of email, similar to an E-Thug.
Damn I guess I didn't follow policy on this request. Instead of directing me to the list of procedures this bitch decided to go C-Thug on me! She sent me an email talkin shit! I saw her facebook, this bitch is a fucking square!
by Antbuck July 7, 2011
Get the C-Thugmug. A gay ass nigga who can sense unsucked cock, and leeches off people who have money and hates people who have nothing for him.
by biggy josh October 29, 2019
Get the c gaymug. the 's' means show and the 'c' means cover.
it's usually used on Insta stories.
what happens is someone puts a question sticker on their story, asking if anyone wants a 's or c'. if someone responds yes, then they dm (direct message) them and ask them a question. the other person gives their opinion.
then the first person asks 's or c', which means "when i screenshot this and put it on my story, do u want me to blank out your name?".
if other person responds 'c' then the first person will cover their name and profile picture. if they respond 's' then the first person will show their name and profile picture.
it's usually used on Insta stories.
what happens is someone puts a question sticker on their story, asking if anyone wants a 's or c'. if someone responds yes, then they dm (direct message) them and ask them a question. the other person gives their opinion.
then the first person asks 's or c', which means "when i screenshot this and put it on my story, do u want me to blank out your name?".
if other person responds 'c' then the first person will cover their name and profile picture. if they respond 's' then the first person will show their name and profile picture.
Guy 1 on insta: hey, anyone want a s or c?
Guy 2 responding: yeah bro, hit me up.
Guy 1: k, so why do u like your girlfriend?
Guy 2: cuz she a bad girl.
Guy 1: s or c?
Guy 2: s bro.
Guy 2 responding: yeah bro, hit me up.
Guy 1: k, so why do u like your girlfriend?
Guy 2: cuz she a bad girl.
Guy 1: s or c?
Guy 2: s bro.
by 717123 June 5, 2019
Get the s or cmug.