Vikings

Stupid ugly idiots.

Here we are at our...aaaa...ugliest and dumbest exhibit...THE VIKINGS...as you can already tell they are uglier and dumber than Cavemen.

by Sparta Forever 300 January 26, 2019

Viking

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his name is viking

by one two three four, how many May 21, 2019

Viking Sunburn

The viking…. but the loser has to apply chemical hair remover to their sack

Me and brad did The Viking but Brad won so I had to do The Viking Sunburn and buy some Nair and now my balls are flaky

by bigGuse June 12, 2024

Vike

A Vike is a member of the "Inferior" race. Also most commonly referred to as "The Underilk"

"John drives like Vike." "I hate Vikes" "Kill all Vikes"

by Gotterton March 16, 2024

Vike

Vike is the kindest person you'll come across. He is patient and sweet.

Most importantly he is the most good looking person and sexy in everything he does. He is someone who'll make you want to be kinder and love.

Hi my name is VIKE

by Aandoahvenw November 25, 2021

Irish Viking

Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.

My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.

by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r September 21, 2015