sausage and meatballs

The opposite of a pressed ham. Pressing your penis and scrotum against something or catching an unwilling person to look at it.

D-bag showed the sausage and meatballs a minute ago.

by Westcoaster March 12, 2008

Italian sausage

A giant boner long and stiff enough that one can see it poking their pants

Jake: Harry, you have an Italian sausage
Henry: What?
Jake: yeah what’s that I see in your pants?
Henry: oh shit!!!

by Kidswillbekids July 12, 2019

Cajun Sausage

when a person takes their hand, dunks it in lighter fluid (or any other flammable liquid), and then lights their hand on fire. Then they proceed give someone a handjob.

hey dude it hurts to pee.

oh my god! do u have an std?

no i got a Cajun sausage last night

by bergs75 November 16, 2010

Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

sausage knockers

Droopy breasts......tits that drop parallel like sausages hanging off a butchers rail.

Jaysus, did you see the sausage knockers on that 'aul one?

by Ian July 18, 2003

sausage sinker

Someone who sinks thier sausage (penis) in another mans asshole.

Fuck sake, John is such a sausage sinker!

by Daniel anthony maclean August 14, 2006

sausage smoker

someone who sucks penis aka smoking the sausage

hey look at tristan over there, i just think hees a sausage smoker

by stoffard April 3, 2009