Titty Tard

the morons that make retardedly ignorant, nonexistant terms about boobs

"all you rejects who posted titty words are titty tards"

by fagspissmeoff March 29, 2010

Tittygram

When someone gives you a message, like a telegram, only the message is on the titties of a hot bitch!

Example 1:

Black Guy 1: Yo, Dog. My girl got me a tittygram sayin', "I'm breakin' up wit u!"

Black Guy 2: Shit, man.

Black Guy 1: Yah, but dat girl was fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Example 2:

White Guy 1: Bob, I got a tittygram!

Bob: A what?

White Guy 1: A tittygram, Bob, they're all the rage right now.

Bob: Hey? Why am I in this example? I'm not white, I only have a white name!

by Biggie MacDonald November 13, 2010

Titty lick

The art of licking a girl's boobs skillfully.

We were having a Titty lick session all night long

by Grenintitty January 11, 2017

titty water

When something is less then desirable, or just straight up ass.

This drink taste like titty water.

by Palmtree15 May 25, 2017

Titty Hugger

One who acts like a baby or a wussy; derived from the fact that babies do in fact "hug titties", and therefore titty hugger is used as a reference to any baby like behavior

"Quit acting like a Titty Hugger and grow some balls"

by MissMeghanC December 13, 2008

National titty sucking day

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.

A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties

by Yadig6977 May 26, 2018

tittyfuck

when a man sticks his dick between my big 38D tits. :)

I want Jeff to tittyfuck my huge tits. :)

by Stacy May 13, 2005