Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.

"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"

by emerson parker November 12, 2016

tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.

First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!

by LazyLarry27 April 30, 2021

tennis star

An Emon kid who is admited into the hospital, usually resulting in bandages around his/her wrists like wristbands on a tennis player

guy #1 "dude did you see dylan?"
guy #2 "yeah, he had his wrists rapped up like a tennis star."

by japanese schoolgirl spooner February 28, 2009

Tennis Boat

(SPOILERS FOR RDR2)
In one of the endings for Red Dead Redemption 2 (Specifically helping John with Low Honor) Arthur gets into a fight and is eventually shot by a former member of the gang, Micah. During this sequence, Micah will say *Damn you!" and Arthur will reply with *Damn us both!". The way Arthur says "Damn us both" sounds like "Tennis Boat" which eventually became a meme.

Micah: "You're not better than me, Morgan!"
Arthur: "Whatever you say, you fool!"
Micah: "Damn you!"
Arthur: "TENNIS BOAT!"
*Arthur dies*

by Idfkyoupickone April 14, 2025

Tennis Tinglies

When you want to play tennis so badly you feel like you might tinkle in your pantaloons.

I have the tennis tinglies! Cheri and I are going to lose Thursday night!

by JJ-LOLWAT September 21, 2016

tennis elbow

a code word for raw dogging goats.

Man, Rich has tennis elbow, said he is going to get it checked out.

by Chris Watts November 16, 2021

Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell

"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"

by IMakePhoneCalls July 11, 2022