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Taylors are amazing, especially the blonde haired blue eyed ones, they can be counted on for anything, Taylor will sacrifice herself for you in an instant, she can be bitchy when provoked, it's thought to be a defense mechanism, or hormones (Scientists are still working on it) She's beautiful and can still give you a lesson in life. She likes the word "Squee" and likes to climb trees, her favorite comedy bit is Butt Plug by Stephen Lynch Because she's freaking weird like that, she chirps like a grasshopper and expects a cricket to respond...weirdo.
Dude 1"What the hell is Taylor doing?"

Dude 2"Fuck if I know, she sounds like a grasshopper or something"

Dude 1"She's still hot, I'd tap it"

Dude 2 "Me too"
Taylor by Cricketman August 11, 2010
A girl that is one of the nicest people in the world, but she doesn't fully understand you yet. She will at first be a bitch McCrabby pants, but once she gets to know you, she will show no boundaries to her love.
Nolan:What's your name?

Taylor:Grrr... It's Taylor.

Nolan: my name's Nolan.

Taylor:Oh, nice to meet you. Want to go out?
Taylor by Ultimate soldier October 21, 2012
a fine peice of specimen, with da roundest booty out there.
Taylor- she got cake that's bigger than a planet.
everyone wish they had that ass
it's always clappin

booty
Taylor by 37282886 March 11, 2015
That girl is almost as mean as taylor
Taylor by Dirty dick September 6, 2015
a ugly fat dyke bitch who everyone hates. her country accent makes everyone in the room cringe. she is so unnecessarily loud and rude and has a flat ass nose and looks like a frog. i want to beat her till her face has no skin on it :)
guy: that noise is loud, what is it?

guy 2: it’s taylor being a loud bitch again
taylor by nick gurr March 12, 2019
taylor:
is a very nice caring person, she will do anything for her friends but can sometimes be a bitch.she is always RIGHT she is never wrong about anything.When it comes to her apperence she is puuuurty but has alovly heart, It is the inside of taylors that matters the most though.Plus is a huge justin bieber fan she is his #1 fan and always will be so when you meet a taylor keep her a never let her go <3 :)
person1:hey whats her name she looks nice
person 2 :must be a taylor
taylor by everyone9182 December 27, 2010