Taiwanese Thumb War

When a woman has one man fist her vagina and another fist her ass and they have a thumb war inside of her.

Jeff: Dude, Molly's so loose you can do a Taiwanese Thumb War with her.

Dan: That's grody.

by Johnny Five-O February 15, 2012

high-tailin

movin along real fast - struttin' it

damn! serpico was high-tailin' it

by serpico May 28, 2001

thailand

1) a country in asia... thats fucknig awesome.
2) a joke you play on your friends, usually guys.

1) thailand woman: lets smoke, drink and have sex with my hot sister!
2) me: whats the capitol of thailand?
him: er...
me: BANGKOK! *punch in the nuts*

by fanatacist July 24, 2004

Taulanta

The art of manipulating a person in to hard core sex. involving whips, chains, hadncuffs, and knives. Also illegal in many many states.

Me and my ex girlfriend (miranda) did the Taulanta on the kitchen table (this is also illegal in many states)

by Preston May 14, 2003

Taiwan

Taiwan is a province of China (regardless of what your political views are). The official names used for Taiwan are

*Taiwan, People's Republic of China (on the mainland).
*Taiwan, Republic of China (on Taiwan).

Until the DPP gets into office and holds a successful referendum on renaming the state "Taiwanminguo" it will be a province of China regardless which side of the straits you live. I have never been able to understand why so many Taiwanese are so selfish as to be unwilling to advocate retaking the mainland. After all, compared to Taiwan, the mainland is a basketcase. Hopefully someday there will only be one Chinese Republic. Taiwan will be able to help the mainland to recover from the effects of Communism. I really hope Taiwan doesn't declare independence since that would further legitimise Communist rule on the mainland. The DPP are selfish scumbags.

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

Taila

Sombody who either makes a bad first impresion or ruins their good impresion with an embarresing parting comment.

1. Taila has been chatting to Harris all day, when it is time to part Harris reveals he will not be out next week.

Taila relies with " remember me as the one who got away"

Harris and co. look stunned.

2. man walks into bosses office for and iterveiw "Hi I saw you secretary ... what a rack!"

boss: "Thats my daughter"

Man tells his friend.

"dude you just tottally did a Taila!

by Coat Hanger October 16, 2008

taiwan

A small island south of the People's Republic of China that has been through a lot of turnmoil through its history. Throughout history, it has been controlled by the Europeans, China, and Japan.

Recently, due to the increasing popularity of the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP), Taiwan has been pushing for independence. This is due to the corrupt and ineffective rule of the ruling KMT party that escaped from mainland China after the Communist Party took over China.

Taiwanese people are known to have a lot of national pride and are ardent in shoving down their "TAIWAN > CHINA omg I WANT TO FELLIATE TAIWAN!!11 CHINA sUx0rZ!!1". They also tend to look down on their mainland brothers when many of them came from the mainland at one time in the past.

Taiwanese: TAIWAN IS ITS OWN NATION WITH ITS OWN CULTURE AND OWN HISTORY AND OWN LANGUAGE!!!

Everyone Else: Dude... shut the fuck up and pass the gank.

by hua hua hua September 6, 2005