Cum sum

A random amount of cum, semen, etc.

Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"

Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"

"Hell ya baby!"

by Retard_Ryan February 09, 2023

Sum Kun

A mildly racist term commonly used in kitchens by the head chef when no one owns up to a mistake. It is meant to sound like "some cunt" but as a name, to put emphasis on the fact whoever isn't owning up is a cunt.

"Who broke this plate?"
*No one owns up*
"Ok then, guess the Asian fella Sum Kun did it.

by SteamEngine December 03, 2021

hefty sum

Lots of something (e.g. money)

"That's a hefty sum"

by aznbadass November 26, 2015

urb sum

When you see a tiktok comment and you don't understand it so you have to check urban dictionary.

User: I saw wario thug shake and me after lobotomy back to back.

Reply: 🤣🤣🤣 y you scrollin 2am tho this 🔥

User: Ima urb sum

by Zandacreamations April 27, 2023

Lump sum

This is like what it was like I got an enormous fatto freaking check and they was like do you want to be the president and I was like hell yes check me down for that don't give me a dime and then they were like okay cool.

There was a lump sum after doing Lela star in the butt, I had a lump sum and I still return to the mailbox every day, when my lump sum was finally paid I still wanted Veronica Rodriguez, if I had a lump sum right now I wouldn't have to ask for change to buy a beer.

by Nohandle@weather May 25, 2021

Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

by Pussy mags July 21, 2016

La Diddle sum

When you don't have boost in rocket league/ammo in games

"I quite la diddle sum have no boost"

by La diddle sum December 28, 2023