Pre-Meds [Pre-Medical Students]

1) Some of the worst people on earth.
2) Cut Throat brown nosers who suck at life.
3) People who will screw each other over for no reason.
4) The most hated people in college.
5) Nosy people who always want to know what other people got on a test.
6) Bitchy losers who always complain about how hard school is.

Pre-Meds Pre-Medical Students: Hey billy what did you get on your test?
Billy: None of your business You brown nosing pre-med.

Jane: I have so much stuff to do.
Pre-med: oh yea? I have to clean the house do the laundry study for Organic chem, Physics, and so much more !

Teacher: Okay class I went to the amazon rain forest over break,I found a cure for HIV, Cancer, and discovered a new species of Plant.
Pre-med: is this going to be on the test?

by Damn I told u. October 6, 2008

Studly Mc Stud Stud

He is the most handsome womanizer of the 21st century. Upon first glance, something as small as a wink of the eye has made women fall on the floor orgasm-ing for hours(legend has it even days). His gorgeous face always rocks a George Clooney-esque
5 o'clock shadow, which further drives women wild. His abdominal muscles are said to be harder than diamond and even has bullet resistance similar to kevlar. He once pleasured 6 women at once although he only used 5 fingers. If one is to have any hope of getting laid, they must keep studly away from the premises at all times because he is literally irresistible to women. No woman has ever been documented to have rejected Studly. His penis and face were handcrafted by the lord God himself.

(man speaking example)
I was spitting mad game and thought i was getting some dome tonight... then Studly Mc Stud Stud walked in and cock blocked me. He wound up having a 3 some.

(woman speaking example)
My husband got real fat so whenever we have sex i imagine Studly Mc Stud Stud in my head. I can't last longer than 3 mintues, Studly Mc Stud Stud saved my sex life!

by Juicy Gills February 15, 2009

Stud Finder

a girl who has the ability to point out really good looking guy

"Why doesn't she like me"
"Maybe its cause shes too busy being a stud finder to notice us unstudly"

by El Diablo the Fighting Chicken April 23, 2007

studderfuck

when you have sex with, a person that studders, or a person has sex with you, and you have a studder.

You :" Dude, i totally had sex with that chick who studders!"
OtherGuy: "oh man, you had your first studderfuck!"

by xamplesample July 3, 2008

studefish

ugly person that stands next to someone to make them look prittier

star jones was the studefish on the view.

by pepe dingdong July 8, 2006

students

formal> A group of (mostly young) people that are teached by professors.
real> Young human beings that are rided, sickened and abased by other group of human beings in a building named school.

Wash that blackboard.
Students,you are stupid.
you have written these 4 pages with black pen, rewrite it with blue one.
...

by kaliope May 24, 2008

day student

A completely misunderstood and secluded group of students at a boarding school. There are less day students than boarders at most schools, so it's common knowledge that it's harder to get into good boarding schools as a day student.

in comparison with their sworn enemies, the boarders, day students are more civilized. It is a proven fact that they have higher grade point averages as well. Plus, they get to go home every day and do whatever they want without curfews and without having to pay a cab to take them everywhere. Most have their licenses, so they can come and go as they please. This makes the boarders insane with jealousy, causing them to hate on the day students.

It is because of this jealousy that the day students are extremely secluded from the rest of the student body and are often referred to as sketchy when in fact most are not sketchy at all.

First Day of School at DA:
Boarder: "Hey, I'm from Greenwich. Where are you from?"
Day Student: "I'm from Greenfield..."
Boarder:"Hahaha. Get the hell away from me, loser."

by DA 007 June 27, 2005