touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble
by Bush Daddy May 31, 2005
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2.When you turn off your car's lights, put her into neutral, and turn off the car making zero noise going down any given road. You are now in stealthmode.
*note* should not be done on the highway or busy streets
*second note* your steering wheel and or brakes might die....
3. A cool fazer
2.When you turn off your car's lights, put her into neutral, and turn off the car making zero noise going down any given road. You are now in stealthmode.
*note* should not be done on the highway or busy streets
*second note* your steering wheel and or brakes might die....
3. A cool fazer
by Matt O January 24, 2005
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when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.
An example of stealth shopping:
Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010
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by actionjacksonlovesbbq November 20, 2013
Get the stealthie mug.The act of joining a voice chat with two or more of your friends, and proceeding to Masturbate without being detected.
Ryan: "Dude, I pulled a Stealth 100 last night while y'all were playing League"
Landon: "That's so fucking gay"
Nathan: "Again, dude?"
Noah: "The chat's getting kinda boring, time to pull a Stealth 100"
Everyone: "Please Don't"
Landon: "That's so fucking gay"
Nathan: "Again, dude?"
Noah: "The chat's getting kinda boring, time to pull a Stealth 100"
Everyone: "Please Don't"
by RyeGuy77 September 19, 2018
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It would be easier to flatten the COVID-19 curve if people would quit Stealthing at the grocery store
by Cuttis May 9, 2020
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