Steamy Jerk

When you fuck your girl in the ass just prior to her taking a shit. You pull-out just as your about to nut, then she takes a shit on your dick and you nut while jerking off with her steamy crap.

Nick: "Why is your girlfriend all happy today Danny?"

Danny: "Oh...I let her take a shit on my dick last night and then I had a steamy jerk"

Nick: "That explains the smell"

by Itchy Gooch Man May 10, 2008

Steacy

Fake, Big Nose, Crude personality
no dress sense
hair is always ungroomed

oh my god shes such a steacy

by leanne b May 18, 2009

Steamy

To be evil, hot, vicious, and loving at the same time.

Can be pronounced 'stemy', in comparison to the already accepted pronunciation 'steemy'.

That girl is so steamy that I wet my pants with two different substances.

by imfightingthisjihadtoo April 26, 2008

dirty smeady

A dirty smeady is a short,dirty and perverted jesus look alike that will fuck anything that has a hole. But in the absence of a hole, will hang his shit out at randomn and start wacking it for no reason at all, other than he is a dirty smeady. He also will fart and shit whenever he feels the urge and wake total strangers up three houses away.

Damn, did you see that? That dirty smeady just jerked off on that row of monitors.

Damn what just died in here? Damn DIRTY SMEADY!!!

by Weako April 9, 2003

hot steamy sex

a type of sex where the women's vagina is very moist and sweaty. this is an advantage because the man's penis slides more smooth into the vagina

bro i just had the best hot steamy sex last night. her pussy was so nice she made it to number one on the porn hub most watched

by dildofart69 October 14, 2020

steedy

1. the adjective form of STD

1.You can't have sex with her. She's so steedy. She's been with so many guys.

2. Be careful of that frat. The guys there are wicked steedy.

by Lexieboo14 December 16, 2005

steadygeeked

always geeking

“Yo what does steadygeeked mean??”
“Always geeking cus im high asf 24/7”

by anonymous March 20, 2023