Starfish Bite

A starfish bite is when your starfish bites on your under garments and leaves a brown bite mark, on average these are the size of a 5p but this can depend on the size of the starfish.

A starfish bite shouldn't be confused with a skid mark.

A starfish bite isn't fatal.

Looks like a starfish bite in those undies Jon!

by lozzyc February 19, 2017

Starfucks

The intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!

Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!

by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

itchy starfish

to have a very itchy anal passage (close examination reveals that your anal area is not unlike a starfish)hence

f*@k i have a very itchy starfish

by john scotland June 11, 2008

banana starfish

Insert banana into selected partner’s anus, peel banana to resemble starfish. Eat the banana out of anus only using mouth. Then ram the banana peel into partner’s rectum using penis. Therefore creating a chocolate banana starfish.

Side note: high levels of potassium in banana will reduce chances of cramping during prolonged sexual session.

Hey Jennifer! You know what really helps with heavy menistral cramping? A banana starfish!

by Professor potassium October 6, 2017

scarfchode

a person who wears an oversized checkered scarf around their neck that's positioned in such a way to appear that if they raise it, they can rob the nearest store thinking its a fashion statement and they are actually cool for wearing such things.

Dave and Mark enter a bar in the summer time, proceed to the bar, grab a drink and scope out the crowd.

Dave: "Not bad tonight. Some decent talent."

Mark notices a group pass by; one person wearing an oversized checkered scarf.

Mark: "What's wrong with people. Its summer and they have to have on those stupid scarfs."

Dave: "I know, that's like the stupidest thing I've seen in awhile."

Mark: "Great, now I have to contend with scarfchode for the night."

by Shaft99999 September 20, 2009

Slarface

verb; to sleep, in Conehead language, as seen in the 1993 Dan Aykroyd film "Coneheads"

"Time for slarface."

by Zedonk February 6, 2010

scarfaced

when playing any type of online shooter and somebody shoots you from behind with a 12 gauge shotgun, much like the end of scarface when tony gets shot fro behind

guy playing COD:what the fuck i was just about to get a

sentry gun

pothead roomate watching him play: dude you totally just got scarfaced,

by doodoo45 July 21, 2010