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a person who wears an oversized checkered scarf around their neck that's positioned in such a way to appear that if they raise it, they can rob the nearest store thinking its a fashion statement and they are actually cool for wearing such things.
Dave and Mark enter a bar in the summer time, proceed to the bar, grab a drink and scope out the crowd.

Dave: "Not bad tonight. Some decent talent."

Mark notices a group pass by; one person wearing an oversized checkered scarf.

Mark: "What's wrong with people. Its summer and they have to have on those stupid scarfs."

Dave: "I know, that's like the stupidest thing I've seen in awhile."

Mark: "Great, now I have to contend with scarfchode for the night."
by Shaft99999 September 20, 2009
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