standly steamer

a man poops on a carpet and proceeds to vacuum his poop. then opens the vacuum bag and pours the vacuumed poop all over the women.

i need to shampoo my carpet after i laid that standly steamer on my wife last night.

by benji_d_mendoza December 5, 2010

Stanley Steamer

A Stanley steamer can be done one of two ways, 1) turn the AC up so it's cold in your place. Then take a shit on your victims chest. Your poo will be warm enough in the cold room to begin steaming. 2) take someone outside in the cold or camping. Con them into sleeping shirtless. Drop a hot one on their chest. Stanley would be proud.

I took Karyn camping and when she asked for the manager I took off her shirt, asked her to lie down and dropped a Stanley steamer on her chest.

by SirWonderBeard December 14, 2019

Stankleshart

When you wanna call somebody a shithead, but roblox blurs it out.

BRUH YOU STANKLESHART STOOOOP

by Stankleshart_master May 17, 2021

sammy sandler

putting your cock and balls in some ones mouth and then cumming down then throat

"awww damo do you want a sammy sandler"

by godfatblackcock September 3, 2009

flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)

alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Mark Stanley

An Actor That Played In Game Of Thrones. Or A Maniac That Is Obsessed With Donuts.

"Oh Yeah, I was quite angry when Mark Stanley spoiled the end of game of thrones". ------ "Mark, Will You Stop Eating Donuts? The Doctor Said You Will Get Diabetes."

by Mark 🍩 February 25, 2020

stanley

Term used to describe someone who is a real tool.

"Jesus, why'd you have to bring that guy?"

"Seriously, Jen, he's a real friggin' stanley, ya know?"

by Ben63 December 8, 2006