Zoom Stalk

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.

After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)

by god Karen May 14, 2020

table-stalking

When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.

When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.

Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!

Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.

by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 22, 2010

Moodle Stalk

Using the online website Moodle, to find information about students at your university. Their name, phone number, and dormitory are a few of the pieces of information that can be found on the Moodle website. Generally used by students who attend the University of Portland in Oregon.

"Dude I tottaly Moodle Stalked her last night, I think she lives in Kenna"

by Whipcream5 September 6, 2014

gang stalking

The network is satanic. It's a group, pyramid system, with many varying layers of wealth - and poverty, on the lower rungs - including police, the intelligence agencies (ALL OF THEM), doctors, executives, actresses, waitresses, you name it - even the guy running the gas station. It's large and controls all aspects of our world. What is known as gang stalking is really just what is honestly known as "aggressive surveillance" by network members. The way to deal with gang stalking is to bless your enemies, with all the love, kindness, and empathy you can command. For those on the dark side, these higher frequencies are like hot coals on their head...

The explanations she was giving me in her attempts to explain away my claims of gang stalking were so far-fetched that she seemed to have lost touch with reason. I suspected fear was the culprit and I empathized with her. Nobody wish that to be true, especially if it touches a loved one...

by bluewords_ July 7, 2009

gang stalking

Gang stalking is the term used to refer to the perceived perception by individuals that large mobs of people are stalking them, for whatever insidious purpose. It is closely related to the perception that one's mind is being read, or that others are constantly talking about one behind ones bat.

These perceptions all egocentric (that is, centred around the person believing they are experiencing gang stalking, not necessarily egoistic) symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia. If you are under the impression that you are being gang stalked and aren't an oligarch who's made public statements against Vladimir Putin, or a mobster: you are not, seek help

Gang stalking is not a real phenomenon; it is schizophrenia

by Rural Lexicon December 19, 2015

stalking cap

A cold weather cap a stalker wears while on patrol. Most stalking caps are able to be pulled down over the stalkers face to conceal his identity when he picks his victim.

The old man pulled his stalking cap over his face as he stepped out of his windowless van.

by davelgop January 22, 2008

Sasquatch Stalks

A girl's unshaven hairy legs.

"Girl, spread open 'dem Sasquatch Stalks and lemme nut on 'dat fun hole."

by Sean/Ryan March 10, 2008