squish

To do a sexual pleasure to one another

I want to squish your sexy body

by John Johansen May 5, 2005

squibie

A squibie is slang for an over the pants squeeze job or a handjob over the pants

A dude: man im so horny right now
A chick: here lemme give you a squibie cause im a good christan woman
The dude: ah hawt

by Daddy big boss McMoney shot April 27, 2016

squishenna

Chubby faced

You have a Squishenna

by Bandit859 May 31, 2019

SquidSponge (Baby?)

When Squidward wants to have sex with Spongebob and make a baby.

Squidward:
hey spongebob wanna make a baby using the process of SquidSponge (Baby?)
Spongebob:
hell no squidward that's disgusting my human development class in sixth grade taught me that sex is bad and abstinence is good i can't believe you would defy this theory. you disgust me

by SquidSponge (Baby?) December 5, 2019

full squib

the condition in which a man is missing both of his testicles; an empty ball sack

"You can't get a blumpkin because you have a full squib"

by Layton S. December 19, 2006

Bumble Squish

A species of mutant platypus monkeys, from an alternate universe, who spend their time entering our world through the magical portals we call 'dryers' and 'washing machines' to steal our socks and sell them on the black market for huge sums. The more daring ones have been known to steal both socks or even a pair of leggings. The only way to stop them is to pour a mixture of sour cream, pickle juice, and scrambled eggs (not soupy) into every washer/dryer load.

Look at this! Half my socks are gone! Damn those bumble squishes!

by IKnowStrangeThings June 3, 2010

bubba squish

Something that people say too much.. It's used for spur of the moment things. If you are socially awkward, you tend to say random things like potato, taco, or Pablo, and of course 'Bubba Squish', things that are not related to the conversation.

People sometimes say Bubba Squish to mock other people, such as "He's such a Bubba Squish."

Never call a girl a Bubba squish.

In general, Bubba Squish is used to fill in awkward conversations, or you just don't know what to say..

Stranger 1: "Andrew Golding says Bubba Squish too much."
Stranger 2 " Yeah. That kid is really awkward."

"Who is that?"
"Bubba squish!"
"wtf, What does that mean?"
"It's used for awkward people with awkward sayings."

Kid: "Hey, who are you going to the dance with?"
Girl: "Bubba Squish"
Kid: "Loser."

by pugman53 November 24, 2013