nut squeezer

n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.

n. a troubling situation.

v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )

1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"

2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."

3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."

by Jim Domeyer October 7, 2007

squeeze the lemon

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.

I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.

by pentozali April 11, 2009

squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.

I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

lemon squeezer

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer

after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro

by wonderbread January 20, 2005

Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.)

Technique used to prevent defecation accidents when the pressure to eliminate is so strong that the distance to the bathroom makes it impossible to reach the toilet in time.

I crowned with a turtle head and had to do the Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.) in order to make it to the bathroom.

by Iron Mike Edwards March 21, 2010

Trojan Squeeze

If a Trojan Student pass each other in the hall, they shall preforme cock and ball torture

1. "oh goodie theres jimmy, hope he enjoys my trojan squeeze"

2. "It is very disrespectful to decline my trojan squeeze young man"

by Casa Grande PRIDE November 19, 2019

lemon berry squeeze

A type of sexual, kinky behavior. The act of sexual intercourse. A way of expressing your sexual desires for another individual. The act of kinking. A kinktastrophe.

"LETS LEMON BERRY SQUEEZE!"
"I just want to rip you apart and lemon berry squeeze you so hard it hurts."

by The Ultimate Kink Masters. March 13, 2011