squeaky third wheel

When you go out with your best friend and another person comes along, that extra person is the (STW or Stew) squeaky third wheel. You and your best friend are the well-oiled, smooth-going rear wheels of the "tricycle" and since the other party is not as close as the two of you are, they say and do things that throw a wrench in your plans or irritate and cause friction.

Do we have to invite the Squeaky Third Wheel? I'd rather just go with only you. Stew can be a little bossy.

by O-Penned-Mind August 20, 2016

Squapinochi

The act of being pissed off by flys

Fuck me I'm Squapinochi

by Moms spaghetti November 12, 2016

squeaky greg

A sexual act in which a can of whipped cream is dispensed into someone's anal orifice.

Barbara gave Jeffery a squeaky greg and now we have no whipped cream for the party.

by DougieMcElroy June 26, 2017

Squealiam

A freeloading little bastard who smokes weed everyday and drinks beer like a bitch. Parents are usually an alien and a sasquache

Squealiam is always acting like he's in need , so someone will give him free stuff

by Long John Johnson October 13, 2017

squeaming

verb (used without object), squeamed, squeaminig.
1. to wriggle, writhe , cringe, or curl your toes in disgust
2. to feel or display discomfort, distress, or disgust, embarrassment, pain, etc.:

noun
3. the act of being squeamish; a squeaming or wriggling movement.

He was seen squeaming whilst watching the surgeon cut into the patients brain.

by slothgirl69 October 26, 2017

Squeater

A measurement in square meters. But said danker.

Yo my yard is 100 Squeaters long.
Squeater is the measurement.

by 1234lk May 24, 2018

Squeaky Death Tube of Doom

another word for flute

Friend: Imma grab my trumpet.
Me: Imma grab my squeaky death tube of doom.

by howdoesonehappy May 26, 2019