squadge

noun: a thing that a choir boy receives in excess

verb: a form of suffocation

adjective: squadgey (amer squadgy)
1. having a fish-like consistency
2. smelling musty or with a strong, yet pleasant, smell or taste

noun
"He joined the choir because his friend assured him he'd get tons of squadge."

verb
"Dude, if you had to choose how you'd die, what would you pick?"
"Are you kidding? It's clear -- I'd wanna be squadged to death."

adjective
"This must be my lunch from yesterday; this cheese is all squadgey."

by Shimmo February 17, 2008

Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 12, 2009

Dick Sludge

Another term for semen

Jon fired his load of Dick Sludge over that prostitutes belly.

by Lubricated Larry October 4, 2013

sludgehammer

Occurs when the girl lays at the edge of the bed naked while the guy stands above her head (also naked) and quickly drops on her face causing her legs to shoot up paralell; the guy will then quickly grasp her legs pulling directly back causing him to be on bottom on a little thing they call 69.

I gave this girl the best sludgegammer last night, her lakes looked like rubber.

Greg, you shoulda seen me sludgeham this chick last night.

by Back-yard bandit January 13, 2005

Sludge Hammer

When a male smears his penis in shit and repeatedly cocksmacks his girlfriend, usually performed in a construction site porto-potty.

Yeah, we were working on the new municipal building and I gave my girlfriend the old Sludge Hammer during lunch break.

by DieMinze May 17, 2010

Skudge

someone who says one thing and thinks another; a hypocrite

TJ: Lets make fun of Alex for cheating
Nick: Im down
TJ: Alex ur such a cheater
Ben: Wut would the big T say?
Nick: You guys are jerks
Red: Nick ur a pretty boy skudge and nothing more
Kait: Meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes

by red machine January 27, 2006

squidgets

Pulsating lady parts

While heavy petting my gf, I noticed her lady parts were pulsating. Heavily. No joke it felt like a lubed-up human heart down there. She had a mad case of the squidgets.

Synonym: wet lady boner
Antonym: blue balls

by psydekik March 15, 2013