Skank Squat

A man and a woman have anal sex in which the woman is on top squatting on his penis. He releases his load and then puts his mouth on her ass as she defecates.

Curtis: "Yeah we did the skank squat and she got it all in my mouth."

George: "That can't be fun for anyone..."

by The Man Outside Your Window March 1, 2009

Slavic Squat

The only way to drink vodka and play CS:GO simultaneously.

Vlad: Hey Boris did you see that guy, his slavic squat is so bad.

Boris: I know, he is probably a western spy.

by The Real Sheev Palpatine June 23, 2017

knock and squat

The equivalent of "ding-dong-ditching." Knocking(knock) on a neighbors door and quickly hiding(squat) in a bush or behind a tree etc.

Want to go and knock and squat tonight?

Knock on a door and Squat in or behind something.

by Mr. Slippers May 31, 2009

Squaa

The substitution for everything in existence.

"Yo girl lemme play wit cha squaa!"

"There is no way I am going near that squaa."

"Oh Squaa?"

"Imma put some squaa on my bagel."

by suckaduck67 March 11, 2009

squat

1. to sit

2. to defecate, especially while crouching

3. nothing

It aint worth squat if you wreck it.

by Light Joker March 14, 2007

pop a squat

to urinate outdoors, for females only

"Come outside with me, the line for the bathroom is too long... I need to pop a squat..."

"Ewwww, Barb popped a squat in her wedding dress!" lol

by spmfcb March 10, 2011

squat mattress

A girl who fucks a lot of squatters. Often a squatter herself, though not necessarily.

That girl fucked all the guys in the squat! What a squat mattress!

by Tigrrlily November 21, 2006