Spunk-lard

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole

Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!

by Lunatic Fringe September 4, 2008

Spunk Drain

A person who specifically wants to be either covered in or filled with ejaculate.

"I hope that Spunk Drain doesn't get invited to the party, she'll be fucking and sucking all night."

by PJAD November 2, 2008

Spunk taped

When you cum on a magazine preferably a porn magazine and you can't open it up because the cum has sealed it.

When I saw Jenna Jameson in Playboy I cummed all over the magazine and when I came back a week later I couldn't open it because it was spunk taped.

by Crunk Magnum May 15, 2009

Spunk Warrior

The name given to a girl that enjoys man fluids so much she will do pretty much anything to get it

Man1: did you see that girl last night she sucked pretty much the whole party off
Man2: really?! Sounds like a bit of a spunk warrior to me

by Max hardon March 31, 2011

Spunk Mail

Spunk Mail is the porn equivalent of junk mail.

Man I'm not sure what is worse, Junk mail or Spunk mail. It's all the same excpet for the titties!

by heavymetalist.com June 4, 2011

rubber spunk

The semen (better known as cum) inside of a rubber after you finish blowing a big one right after a great fuck.

Man, last night I fucked the hell out of my girl friend and afterward, I pull off the condom and slung my RUBBER SPUNK all over her shit.

She call me a nasty ass bastard, but I didn't care; She already got my shit off.....LOL

by Doctor Mattadon December 14, 2008

Spunk Protection

Lip gloss or any other animal tested product that females apply to their lips to make foreign subtsnaces easily removable.

"Hey baby can I blow all over your face?"
"Yeah if you want to. Just let me put on some Spunk protection first"

by swerve the bird April 8, 2008